Have you heard all the jokes? The river catching fire? (it's happened more than once) Yes, we've had a body of water on fire. The sun comes out 5 or 6 times a year. The city went into default in the 1970's. Heck, our mayor's hair caught on fire once. We have four seasons (near winter, almost winter, winter, and orange barrel). Don't talk about our sports teams either. The Drive. The Fumble. The Shot. Game 7 of the 1997 World Series. The Browns leaving for Baltimore in 1995, LeBron James leaving for Miami. That's just off the top of my head. Ask any old-timers here and I'm sure they can name other excruciating sports memories. Cleveland has often been referred as the Mistake by the Lake. Is it any wonder that people here have a depressed mindset? Gloomy weather, lake effect snow, disappointing sports teams, and other of the above memories can lead one to the thought "OIC" (Only in Cleveland). There are some people that have said that God hates Cle...