Back in the day, I used to just write down random thoughts of what I was thinking at the moment. They tend to be my thoughts or opinions or something that caught my attention. Here are a few: 1. Anyone see those Christian Mingle commercials? The one that says God has your perfect match. Every time I see it I want to change the commercial to say" God has your perfect match for you - but if you're tired of waiting try us" 2. Whatever happened to Purplesaurus Rex and Sharkleberry Fin Kool-Aid? 3. George Carlin is the greatest comedian of all time 4. Seriously, who do you put ahead of him? Maybe, Richard Pryor? 5. There's 10 songs that will get me out onto the dance floor. And, no I'm not telling you what they are. 6. I am fairly certain if I dropped dead in my work cubicle - it wouldn't be noticed for days. 7. Who is Sloopy? Why do they need to hang on? 8. No, really - watch George Carlin talk about airline announcements, baseball vs football, the softeni...